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www.ambiente.us JULY| JULIO 2010
AN OPEN LETTER TO MS. KATHY GRIFFIN
Dear Ms. Griffin,
It’s no secret that you’re a gay icon. Twinks, jocks, bears, otters, beavers … the whole
enchanted forest that is the LGBT community loves you. In recent years you’ve proven
that you are staunch advocate for ‘your gays.’ Early this year you even lobbied on
Capitol Hill for the repeal of the military’s ‘don’t ask, don’t tell policy.’ For those within
the community that aren’t so politically minded, you’ve got them covered too. Three
years ago you made a memorable appearance at the GayVN Awards in San Francisco,
helping to honor the best and biggest in the gay adult film industry. So yes, we can
always count on you Ms. Griffin to shine as a fire-haired beacon of hope to a community
many treat as if they are on the ‘D-list.’
Now, Ms. Griffin, more than ever, your gays need you. In these troubled economic
times, many gays find themselves financially strapped! Jobless, disillusioned and
unable to afford even the basic essentials. Ruby Red, skinny jeans and lip gloss,
these things don’t just fall from the heavens. That’s why we at gaytravel.com are
offering one lucky person the chance to work for us for six months. This lucky guy or
gal will get paid $30 thousand dollars plus all expenses paid to travel around North
America. All the person has to do is blog, Facebook message, tweet and upload
videos and photos to keep our site visitors updated on their travels.
The response has been amazing. Hundreds of bloggers, activists and yes … even
former MTV reality celebs are all vying for this coveted position. What would
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make this incredible
opportunity even sweeter? If
you, Ms. Griffin, would agree
to help judge who will be
chosen as the FIRST EVER
Gay Travel Guru. We all know
you like to judge, you’ve made
millions doing it. Think of
yourself as a hybrid of Tyra
Banks, RuPaul …. and if you’
re up to it … Paula Abdul. You
have the chance to make the
dreams of one person come
true … and perhaps more
appealing to you… crush the
dreams of so many others.
This is more important than
money, it’s power!
We are holding the finals at
the end of August. We can
get you there by plane, limo,
carriage or have you carried
by six hunky man servants.
Whatever your
heart desires!
Think about how good you’ll feel when you hear the chosen finalist say “suck it (insert deity
here), Ms. Griffin, you’re my Goddess now!”
Thank you for your consideration, hope this letter finds you well.
Love,
The staff at gaytravel.com
P.S.: If you read this letter and still don’t want to do it, would you mind giving us Cher’s
number? We know you’re good friends with her.
So to get Kathy to become a judge we’ve created a Facebook page
“Kathy Griffin Judge Your Gays.” The page has been up for a few
weeks and we have more than 600 fans. We have a promotion, the
first person to get 50 people to like the page www.facebook.
com/kathygriffinjudgeyourgays will get two free tickets to her show at
Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas July 10th. They can email me (jon.
fairbanks@gaytravel.com) to let me know who referred them.
On July 10th, we are also hosting "Judge Your Gays: A Kathy Griffin
Show Pre-Party,” at Caesar’s Palace from 5:00-7:30. The party will be
hosted by J.Son of Naked Boy News in Las Vegas. We will have a
female impersonator dressed as Kathy there to meet and greet.
Hopefully the real Ms. Griffin will also make an appearance.
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